Ok...... Three men were set a challenge to go to the desert for three months. There was a German, an Italian, and an Aussie. However, they were only aloud to take ONE thing with them.
The German said "I'm going to take water, lots and lots of water".
Then the Italian said "I'm going to take ice, lots and lots of ice".
Then they both asked the Aussie what he was going to take. The Aussie said "I'm going to take a car door", "What on earth for??"
asked both the German and Italian, "Why when it gets hot I'll just wind down the window!!!"
HAHAH. Here are a few more.
"Doctor Doctor, everyone says I'm a liar"
"I don't believe it!"
"Doctor Doctor, I feel like there is two of me!"
"One at a time please"
"Doctor Doctor, I think I need glasses"
" You sure do sir, this is a fish and chips shop!"
"Doctor Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me"
"Next please"
Why do doctors always wear masks for operations??
So that if they make mistake the patient doesn't know who did it.
Why did the doctor creep past the medicine room??
Because he didn't wan to wake the sleeping pills.
Well thats all for now. I hope you liked them.
